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THE ZODIAC
Aquarius (Jan.20-Feb.18)
DUDE! Aquarius! You gotta chug it! Because you have a
new job in your future!
Pisces (Feb.19-Mar.20)
Love is in the air for you Pisces. That meand you gotta Hit It!
HitItHitItHitItHitIt!
Aries (Mar.21-Apr.19)
Hey Aries! Have a Gansett!
Taurus (Apr.20-May.20)
When you die, on your deathbed, you will have total consciousness.
So you got that goin for you....which is nice.
Gemini (May.21-Jun.21)
Have a Brew Gemini, dont cost nothin. And you deserve
one because your astrological sign name is the same as one of the American Gladiators. Now if only there was a Zodiac sign
Nitro.
Cancer (Jun.22-Jul.22)
Doctors say they are close to a cure, but I'm still for it.
Leo (Jul.23-Aug.22)
Oh yeah Leo! Suck on my JAGON! Put your finger in my THRUSHA! OH
YEAH!
Virgo (Aug.23-Sep.22)
Phones ringin Virgo. And opportunity is knocking at your door. Which
do you answer? The choice is yours.
Libra (Sep.23-Oct.22)
There can be only one LIBRA! So kill every other one until you are
the only one left.
Scorpio (Oct.23-Nov.21)
Scorpio hu? Sounds like a really painfull STD. Giggidy Giggidy Giggidy
Giggidy!
Sagittarius (Nov.22-Dec.21)
You are a Jew and an Anti-semite all rolled into one. You Sagittarius
are the complete package.
Capricorn (Dec.22-Jan.19)
Oh wouldnt you like to know what your horroscope is? Well take a
long look in the mirror, because you put the horror into horroscope.
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