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August and After: All the movies you need to see for the rest of
2003. Hey, that rhymes!
Looks like I'm a poiet and I did'nt even know it. Now with summer half way over we need to look into the future. The future of
movies for the rest of the 2003. But before we look into the future, we need to look at the past. According to me the best movies
of the summer has been, in this order:
 
1. The Pirates of the Carribbean.

YARR!

2 Bad Boys 2
3 The Matrix:Reloaded
Now onto what we have to look forward to!
 
1. 8/1 American Pie: The Wedding.
The final piece of the pie for this triliogy. This one can make or break the series. It looks to be a big let down compaired to the
first two. The only thing that looks to save it is Sean William Scotts' Stifler.
 
2.8/8 S.W.A.T.
Special Weapons and Tactics. Enought said!
 
3.9/5 The Order
Spooky movie involving murder, sex, priest, and the occult. Freaky, but should make for a good flick, along the lines of Stigmata.
 
4.9/12 Desperado 2: Once Upon a Time in Mexico
With an all star cast including johnny depp, antoino bandaras, and willem defoe this sould be a good southwestern style gun
fighting fun.
 
5.10/3 Scary Movie 3
Spoofs are easy to do. This one should provide good laughs.
 
6.10/10 Kill Bill
Tarantino's first time behind the camera since Pulp Fiction. News is now the movie is being made into two parts so that the full
film can been seen. This is the release for the first part, the second part has not been announced yet. Oh yeah, the movie is
about an assassin trying to kill other assassin;s who tried to kill her in the first place.
 
7.11/7 The Matrix: Revolution.
The final saga in the battle to save humanity from the machines.
 
8.11/14 Master and Commander: The far side of the world.
Russel Crowe Fightin Round the World!
 
9.12/5 The Last Samurai
Samurai's are old school ninjia, and Tom Cruise is trying to sell them guns. So Samurai's/Ninjia's with guns should be even better.
Unless Tom Cruise makes it all lame and sissy.
 
10.12/19 The Lord of the Ring: The Return of the King.
Another final chapter in a series. If I got off me ass and read the book I would know what its about, but i didn't, so lets just hope
there are more cool battle scenes.
 
 
One final thing, Remember:
"Nobody puts baby in a corner."

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