The Wop Diet
Carbs, carbs, carbs. And fat. Thats pretty much it. The best way to serve something is with grease, ann if you cant fry
it...fuck it. Now here's a weekly schedule of food events for you to follow like its a damn bible verse. Avast ye youngins,
I send ye into the world of heart attacks.
Sunday
Ahh the sabbath. A day to give the lord thanks for all the things he has provided, BY EATING THEM! so heres how it goes:
Breakfast
(10:00 a.m.)
Bacon Bacon Bacon Egg and Bacon
Whole Milk to drink with
Lunch
(2:00 p.m.)
J's Deli - Stockbroker w/ Ranch instead of Sour Cream
Dinner
(10:15 p.m.)
4 Grilled Cheese sandwiches
3 cans of coke
Monday
The shitties of days, Monday doesn't ofer much mealwise. Breakfast is eliminated because youre not gonna wake
up till noon. The rest of the day goes as follows:
Lunch
(1:00 p.m.)
Walt's - Roast Beast meal with a coke to drink and a Roast Beef sandwich on the side. Barbecue
sauce on top of course.
Dinner
(10:30 p.m.)
McDonalds - Big Mac meal with coke, and double cheesburger on the side. Oh and make that super size sonny.
Tuesday
The week starts to get moving now, and the hunger train moves on, once again breakfast is out of the question:
Lunch
(1:30 p.m.)
J's Deli - Graduate and order of fries
Dinner
(10:00 p.m.)
Whatever mom makes that evening, microwave style
Wednesday
Hump day. Hopefully thats what youre doin, but in between heres a couple suggestions mealwise Youre actually
up for a class so you get breakfast today:
Breakfast
(9:30 a.m.)
Burger King - Crossandwich and those neat little cinnamini's
Lunch
(12:00 p.m.)
Wendy's - #6 (spicy chicken sandwich meal) Biggie-sized with a coke, a junior bacon cheeseburger
only lettuce, and 99 cent nuggets, no sauce
Dinner
(10:15 p.m.)
Kraft Macaroni and cheese, spirals baby.
Thursday
Allright! College night! Which emphasis on the 'night', we're not gonna fuck around with breakfast and go
straight to lunch:
Lunch
(1:00 p.m.)
Thursday lunch's are tricky depending on what mood you're in. The following choices should be rotated depending
on mood once a month:
Taco Bell
Chinese Food
KFC
Dinner
(12:30 a.m.)
Dinner is not so much dependant on personal mood, but rather the mood of the group of people your with.
Choices are
Spikes
Weiners
Coffe & Cream
Dollar Pizza
Jhonny Rockets
Wings to Go
Friday
The weekend has arrived! So eat like a big fat pig to celebrate:
Breakfast
(10:30 a.m.)
McDonalds - Steak sandwich with onions, 2 hash browns
Lunch
(2:00 p.m.)
Burger King - Whopper value meal king sized witha coke, onion rings on the side.
Dinner
(10:15 p.m.)
Get off your ass and actually go to a restaurant that doesn't have a drive-thru window. Chicken Parmigan
would be my choice.
Saturday
The weekend is kicking into high gear, and so it the menu. Saturday tops it off nicely with 3 full meals:
Breakfast
(11:00 a.m.)
Dunkin Donuts - Steak egg n' cheese on a toasted bagel
Lunch
(2:00 p.m.)
J's Deli - 1/2 Graduate sandwich, 1/2 Stockbroker w/ ranch
Dinner
(10:15 p.m.)
Wendy's - #4 (Big Bacon Classic meal) Biggie-sized w/ coke, Jr. Bacon cheesburger only lettuce,
and a baked potato to spice things up
The sad part is this is pretty accurate to my actual diet.
