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DiCESARENA
Location: Woonsocket/Cumberland Border
Playing Surface: Plywood
Obstructions: The spitoon
Best feature: The spitoon
Worst feature: The noise factor
House Champions: Nick DiCesare
While proceding down the steps, your body gets a shiver. Mostly
from the draft, but also because you know you are stepping into the halls of greatness. Upon it's grand opening on the Fourth
of July week 2003, DiCesarena showcased its might as a true stadium contender. Its display of many features makes it the Boston
Garden of Beer Pong. Its walls are covered in sports equipment and memorabilia. A vast aray of multiple features, such as
the bar area, card table, dart board, the spitoon, and of course the Beer Pong table. It is equipped with multiple drinking
glasses and shot glasses as well. The 2 most popular features are the Twin Monsters. The first of which is a 2 1/2 foot tall
beer stien made from hand blown glass and imported from Italy. It can hold 4 full beers, and shoots it down your throat like
a fire hose. The second giant is an enormus wine glass shaped scorpion bowl so big upon your last sip the glass fule engulfs
your head like a spaceman's helmet. These beasts are not to be taken lightly. Also, there is the mighty beer wall, created
entirely from empty cans as a testiment to our commitment to getting drunk.Each column consists of 16 cans. The fully completed
walls features 41 columns, as well as 9 mini-columns. Now for all you mathamagicians, thats
1,275 beers, $850 dollars worth of beer, and $63.75 if cashed in for the
5 cent deposit. DiCesarena also has sleeping accomidations, as a cot is nearby for whoever passes out on it. And finally,
what stadium would be complete without a funnell, or in this case road cone.
GAGNON STADIUM:
Location: Woonsocket
Playing Surface: Plywood
Obstructions: The hanging skull
Best feature: Funnell/Road Cone
House Champions: Justin Remmillard / Jordan Gagnon
Construction was started in May of 2002 on Gagnon Stadium, also known as The Garage. This palace of Beer Pong
glory has housed many champions. The best of the best have played in these hallowed halls and continue to play to this day.
The plywood playing surface is world renound, both for its lavish inscriptions and multi-purpose flip cup capabilities. The
walls of this sacred place is decorated with posters of all kind, banners, flags, lights, and its most interesting feature,
a nightshade signed by all the greats (and some not so great ) that have set foot in this magnificent structure. The
stadium is enclosed so play is garunteed year round (unless Jordans mom kicks us out). The conditions are fair, but it can
get cold especially since Josh and Nick broke one of the windows. This establishment also houses the impressive funnell, road
cone, beer helmet, and doubles Beer Pong crowns.
REMMILLARD DOME:
Location: Woonsocket
Playing Surface: Hardwood
Obstructions: The light
Best feature: Extensions on table
House Champions: Justin Remmillard / Kelly Marcotte
Located just down the street from the home of the Mt. Saint-Charles hockey arena, the Remmillard Dome puts
it to shame. With its weekend games this building has had its walls filled to full capacity. The games are not to be missed
as the crowds grow with each passing week. The surface is a hardwood table with extensions that can accomidate any skill of
players from beginner to novice to expert. The surface itself is impenitratible to stains, and although most liquids roll
right off, it can get sticky on occasion. The biggest downfall to this surface is its rounded edges. This makes flip cup much
more difficult, and turns it into a game that only the truly skilled can survive. Its smooth surface also can make things
difficult and this arena is world renound for chewing ameturs up and spitting them out. Leave your pink shirts and high heels
at home, because this stadium is for the best of the best.
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